Friday, November 18, 2005

Republicans....I've been listening to the rantings and ravings, and I've got terrible news for you all - Yer OUT of DATE...

Some of you may have been using these fav. Republican Catchphrases - but they're no longer valid -

"the Democrats' behavior is reprehensible"
"McCarthy was a great American"
"We are winning the war on Terror/Iraq"
"Less Taxes - Smaller Government"
"Liberals Hate America"
"We want a return to traditional values"

You will need to be up to date with your latest Republican catch phrases - so be sure to keep up to date with the latest Republican Catch Phrases. Don't be the last rich white man on the block to not have these new lines in your collection...

"We are cooperating fully with the Department of Justice's Investigation"

and don't forget this golden chestnut

"I have no recollection of that incident/memo/conversation"

It's ok - you don't have to mean it just like you didn't with the previous ones....just repeat it over and over til Fox broadcasts it as fact.

Just a friendly reminder from your fav. Politics Fourm poster. Cause I wanna help you SUCCEED - (in getting your asses handed to you in the Midterms and 2008)



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